I'm so Smart

One of Steve's biggest pet peeves is the way I paint my nails. In case you haven't noticed by now, I'm just awful at it. I could get them done at a nail salon every few weeks for pretty cheap, but honestly I don't even have time to paint my own nails at home. This is where I start to have problems. Time. I simply don't have time to wait around for my nails to dry, and say what you may, but I am not willing to spray PAM on my hands, or dunk them into ice water. So as I was contemplating this dilemma thinking about when I would have thirty minutes that I could be doing something productive but not doing anything that could smudge my nails, a genius thought came down upon me. I could let my nails dry as I was driving.

So I painted my nails as soon as I got in the car. Once they were painted I started up the car and drove to where I needed to go. I painted my other coats at red lights I could count to be super long, like the one by the Zoo.

So ladies and gentlemen. For the first time in my life I bring you non smudged nails! It doesn't look to pretty at first, but after you wash your hands a few times the nail polish on your skin does go away.

 

I know, I know. I'm really smart. Just as a side note though, you have to do this on warmer days because you need to drive with your windows down.

 

I know some of you are probably laughing thinking that this is a joke, but I am quite serious. Try it, and you too will see the ingeniousness behind it all. Also please do not paint and drive...

 

 

Also in other news. I couldn't finish the Marie Antoinette book. It was so dry I just couldn't. So I held my tonged and waltzed right into that library and checked out The Red Queen. Which surprisingly isn't about Margaret of Anjou, but rather Margaret Beaufort. Does that surprise anyone else? I called up Steve at work and told him and he was just as flabbergasted as I.